Apple condoms would be expensive, needlessly stylish and would get the job done right.
Windows condoms would be cheaper but fail constantly, leading to an epidemic of viral infections and unwanted children the world over…and would have an 85 percent market share.
Linux condoms would be given out for free at every hospital, work just as well as the Mac condoms, come in much larger sizes than either and for some reason only be used by a small minority of the population.