1. Ask a question about something you really need to know.
2. Realize that you can ask anything you want with relative anonymity and ask a dirty question.
3. Realize that you can answer lots of other questions.
3a. Get your feelings hurt when someone makes you feel stupid. Swear you are never coming back.
3b. Learn how to format your text.
4. Realize that you can answer lots of other questions with hilarious answers.
5. Repeat every day for two years.
6. ????
7. Ben and Andrew PROFIT!