Do you wear dark eyeliner, only look good from a certain camera angle, and write poetry full of angst? Would you like to express your cheery nature by bestowing glitter and pink hearts upon your friends? Looking to write “omg i luv u!!11” on your favorite band’s profile along with an animated .gif (amongst thousands of other fans)? Then Myspace is for you.
Are you slightly antisocial in your current environment, and wish you could look up old flings from your past to reminisce about the olden days? Wondering who that promiscuous cheerleader from your highschool actually got hitched to? Need a place to vent about your work and lecherous coworkers (having forgotten that you’ve added your boss as a friend)? Then Facebook is for you.
Would you like people to know when you go to the bathroom, eat your last cup of ramen, or think that it might rain in 5 minutes? Are you part of the generation that cannot express feelings in over 140 characters? Were you so incredibly outraged about the premier of a new television series that you must make sure it becomes a trending topic? Are you so obsessed with a celebrity that you must follow their every move and thought? Then Twitter is for you.