Hm, I like that you call it silly and not stupid, because I usually feel I do some stupid things while drunk.
Usually they include drinking too much which isn’t a lot, I am just a light weight and throwing up on the outside of my car. Or a friend does it.
And then sexytime (nice @hungryhungryhortence) follows, with a trashcan close by.
I also get loud. And talk obnoixiously loud about people around me. Nothing mean though.
@casheroo hehe…I’m a total lightweight too. I was with a frat brother the other night who was talking about how the negative stigma of being a lightweight should be removed. Made me feel better. :)
When I’m drunk, I usually end up dancing more than I usually would. Sometimes in inappropriate places. I am also a lot louder and more obnoxious. But ‘tis all in good fun. I don’t remember anyone ever telling me I was super annoying or anything.
For whatever reason, it always involves some sort of nudity on my part, be it skinny dipping, streaking, etc. I decided to stop drinking a long time ago, not because I didn’t like it, but because I was tired of hearing stories that started off with, “you will never believe what you did last night…”
I begin to take part in activities that make others wanna projectile vomit; for example, making out in public, e.g. the bar or party or wherever is most convenient, like the back of your car. I basically turn into some kind of sloppy romeo, whereas, I might lazier or less-interested when sober. Perhaps it is my Latin [lover] half coming out…
If I am really in the drink, I might start singing and urging others to join in (also gag-worthy).
I sing “La Vie Boheme” from RENT at the top of my lungs. If I’m at home, it usually ends with a neighbor yelling at me. If I’m outside, I usually have people join in on the chorus. Any musical number, really.
I go around and pet people . . .stroking their head like a cat. That and I go around crying asking people why they hate me and apologizing for being so drunk. (I’m a bit of an emotional drunk)
One of the best things I did with my friends while drunk (we did the same thing while sober too) was go to a playground at night and just hang out on the swings and such. It was a great bonding time. :P
@DominicX Playgrounds are too readily assumed to be for children. Adults can have as much fun. While playing monkey bar chicken, you can’t help but bond with the person you’re playing against!
Oh, man…. it’s embarrassing, I fall asleep. I guess that’s what I get for having four glasses of wine on the day after babysitting my two year old grandson.
I have a friend who does that too! But with this hugely thick Argentine accent (even though he wasn’t Argentine!) I couldn’t understand a damn thing he said until I went there myself.
@jonsblond Ha i didn’t really find anything interesting except some loose change, and an entire freaking golf club set! now I golf with style. Actually I just decided to put the clubs in the dudes front seat so he would learn a lesson and lock his door for when drunk asses like myself come by with more malign intentions. I did however take a quarter from his change, I figured my life lessons should be worth something.
Have you read The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, Mr. Garrison? No? Well, first, there were these two hippies….
The one that’s actually come up multiple times at the end of an evening of inebriated discussion is “Screw you guys. I going home. Screw. Home. Screw. Home.”