I’m with you @virtualist !
Although I do have a tale of being called a Satanist. My husband reads Tarot Cards ( nothing hokey, or reading your future crap, just an understanding of what the cards and symbolism of the cards mean ect..) Anyway, we were teaching a friend how to read the Tarot and we were on the card for Dominion ( 2 of wands in the Thoth Deck) and we went out near a church and sat on the hood of the car and explained the card….well, the church didn’t take kindly to that at all… A mother called us Satanists and had a Pastor come out and talk to us, but he came out all red faced and asked us to come in so he could pray for our souls. We politely declined, and he just kept getting angrier and red faced and my husband is trying his best to calm him down, we didn’t mean to offend anyone, we are minding our own business ect. Well, the pastor looked like he was about to sprout horns (oh sorry, that was us) and my husband very friendly like went to put his hand on the guys shoulder to calm him down and let him know we were leaving, we didn’t mean any harm, we were talking amongst ourselves and didn’t mean to disturb them, which I still don’t know how we did… anyway the guy drew back like he was about to punch my husband! Scary… Needless to say we left and decided that was the best example of Dominian one could ever ask for… I’ll never forget what that card means for sure.