Oh God. Why are you there for so long?

Not an answer to the question, I know, but I can’t get over the horror enough to think of anything helpful at the moment.

Cows next door eh? Sounds like cow-tipping time to me.

@MacBean haha i knowww. I’m doing a show out here (i’m an actress) and I’m literally freaking. lol

This might be a helpful web site… I see a few cool things to do (confederate cemetery??). And if all else fails, buy some good books!