@poisonedantidote That makes more sense now =)
The problem is, at least in the US, that the judicial cannot decide based on the fact that someone doesn’t like a law. Your best bet is to start lobbying your congressfolks to repeal jaywalking laws. There are often supreme court rulings that essentially say “This law sucks, but we have to rule this way, congress needs to fix it however.”
Simply coming up with ridiculous claims is not going to get you out of it. (Which are generally easily refuted, either by eyewitness testimony—and for your murder example, yes, if the cop says you shot someone, you’re likely going to get convicted)