1. Infinite wishes are permitted for the individual entering into this contract (grantee), however duplicate wishes voids previous iteration and returns it to its prior state. Variations of the same wish as determined by grantor (who possesses phenomenal cosmic power and therefore the wisdom to wield that power) will be treated as duplicates. Illegal or immoral wishes as determined by the grantor will result in spontaneous growth of random body parts to grow on the grantees body. Wishes must be unambiguous and for one item/change/person/or unnatural condition as determined by the grantor. Ambiguous requests, such as ‘peace on earth’ constitutes innumerable wishes to innumerable individuals and are therefore exempted from this contract.
2. Wishes cannot be made for direct tangible personal gain or gratification as determined by the grantee. In these cases the personal requested item(s) wished for will be reduced from the grantees inventory/size/holdings/ by a factor of one-half. Wishes for restoration will be treated as new wishes and the same penalty(s) apply. Indirect wishes that would directly benefit the grantee (such as granting infinite wealth to a spouse or offspring as determined by the grantor) will be treated as first party wishes. Further magic to maintain the condition/change will not be permitted.
3. Wishes that alter the current time stream, such as wishing a historical figure a longer life, prevention of the birth of a person, as determined by the grantor (who’s phenomenal cosmic power is able to make that determination) are not permitted. This is not to say that the time stream post wish cannot change for that is the nature of the wish. However the change cannot require further magic to maintain or adjust the stream to maintain the natural flow of events as a consequence of the wish. This category is the only one that has it’s own penalty not inflicted by the grantor.
a The Genie (Grantor) reserves the right to review any and all wishes to determine compliance with restrictions as set forth in the terms and conditions as set forth in the contract. Appeals are not permitted.
b The Grantor reserves the right to alter the terms of this agreement in the event the Grantee abuses the wishes as determined by the Grantor.
c The Grantee has the right to terminate this contract at any time in which case all previous wishes shall be revoked and returned to the state prior to the inception of the contract. Changes to the time stream shall be returned as closely as possible to the condition as if the wishes had not been made as determined by the Grantor. (who has phenomenal cosmic power and the wisdom to wield this power) These changes are not subject to appeal as rights and privileges as originally granted will have been rendered as null and void.