Gerald Ford, LMAO.
Only if someone paid me to go.
There better be a nice buffet with fine spirits.
James Brown, well it might get a bit rowdy there and there could be some tough dudes there so probably not that either.
BUT: this gives me the perfect chance to post this video by LA Style though.
James Brown is dead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfYUDKJs_ng