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What would you tell the whole world?

Asked by jfos (7380points) November 24th, 2009
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If you could somehow have ONE message published to the whole world (1–2 sentences), what would it be. Everyone would see/read/hear it, even people in secluded villages.

I know this is not possible or plausible, but for purposes of discussion, be hypothetical.

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CMaz's avatar

God is not who or what you have been lead to believe.

Party on.

Send me 1 US Dollar to the following address:

Ansible1's avatar

Be excellent to each other

gemiwing's avatar

I exist.

Sabotage82's avatar

John 3:16

absalom's avatar

Shut the fuck up.

Sabotage82's avatar

You know nothing.

mowens's avatar

Caesar, is a salad dressing dude.

Sabotage82's avatar

Apparently Crocodiles used to be dragons.

RandomMrdan's avatar

all your base are belong to us.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Hey! Stop being mean! Stop that!

wundayatta's avatar

Use your words!

Sabotage82's avatar

If I had a 1$ for every idiot I have met. I would $5,999,999,999.00.

SuperMouse's avatar

My personal message: “All is forgiven, I love you very much.”

My message for humanity: “Be kind and do your best.” Thanks Gimmedat!

CMaz's avatar

I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.

erichw1504's avatar

I would ask them: Has anyone thought of looking under the swimming pool at the house of in the frizzer we had a boy that was missing for 3 years somewhere around here and they found him .i would not let her out of jail shell will just run?

AstroChuck's avatar

DUCK!

erichw1504's avatar

Tag, you’re it!

aprilsimnel's avatar

Here. Have a cookie.

erichw1504's avatar

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

syz's avatar

Stop breeding!

syz (35679points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Sabotage82's avatar

@syz I second that motion.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

All your religions are a vehicle you ride into the drive-in to see the gawd movie but when you get there, on the big screen… it’s going to be you and you and you and me that you see. We’re enough, we deserve some reverence and we should take responsibility without the want of otherworldly reward to do the best for ourselves while doing the least amount of harm to others as we make our way.

mattbrowne's avatar

Be the change you want to see.

Sabotage82's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence Name one human being that is true for. We all want more even you. Unless you know something the rest of us dont. Doubtful though. You dont know enough.

erichw1504's avatar

OH HAI GUYZ~! LOLZZ!!!!!1

MacBean's avatar

Don’t be a douche.

OR

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

@Sabotage82: what I want is from people and I want it during my finite mortal life

Sabotage82's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence What do you want, then?

MacBean's avatar

@Sabotage82: YOUR SOUL. OM NOM NOM.

Sabotage82's avatar

@MacBean You may try for it if you wish, but you will have to take a number and get in line, then you will have to fill out some forms in triplicate, followed by written essay on how this wont be offensive, prejudice or harmful to anyone else on earth. We do things politically correct aroudn here.Wahahahaha. You sure you still wanna go through with this.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

@Sabotage82
To not live in fear of assault, murder or degradation. To have the intimate love of another and the love of friends. To not suffer disease, hunger or oppressing hardship. All of these are humanly attainable. I’ve nothing to ask gawd/s for.
@MacBean: funny you! I don’t eat souls- I hear they’re made of soy. Blech

Sabotage82's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence You are wrong. Somebody always suffers. You may attain such falsehood of reality, but other else-where will pay for it.

Sabotage82's avatar

Prove it wrong. History repeats. Nothing has changed…you sure you still only want what man can bring you? No matter. Good luck with your little rat race.

jfos's avatar

@Sabotage82 With all due respect, how could you label atheistic hopes of world peace as ”such falsehood of reality”, and then defend your claims with a suggested faith in a deity?

hug_of_war's avatar

Laugh a little, if not a lot

ninjacolin's avatar

You’re all gonna die!!!

noodle_poodle's avatar

i would say “this sentence is a lie”

MacBean's avatar

@noodle_poodle: And then everyone’s heads would explode.

Blondesjon's avatar

Anything.

ninjacolin's avatar

“first!”

loser's avatar

Love.

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

I’m right behind you.

DefiantMM's avatar

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up and knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up and knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle; when the sun comes up, you better start running

AstroChuck's avatar

@DefiantMM- The gazelle doesn’t have to outrun the fasted lion. It only has to outrun the slowest gazelle.

MacBean's avatar

The moral of the story is: If you’re a slow gazelle, you’re shit out of luck.

AstroChuck's avatar

Edit: fastest

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