I have been a one woman man for nearly 7 years now so take this for what it’s worth, but I’m pretty sure this is the best way to get some casual no ties sex. First get some pants that have a dragon embroidered on them (tigers will also be acceptable). The fit should be tight enough to cradle the package, but not so tight that you look emo.
Next you need to find yourself an Ed Hardy, Tapout or Affliction t-shirt and white shoes. Hopefully you have been working out and taking steroids for a few months so that you can be as big as inhumanly possible, but don’t worry if you haven’t cause it’s better late than never when it comes to getting roided out.
Finally you are ready! Hop into your mom’s Prius, go to the first local bar and get shitty drunk. Before you know it you will have at least two or three ladies ready to go back to the rec room above your parents garage and get busy with a real man.
Warning if you choose to wear Affliction or Tapout please be aware that this may cause confrontation with REAL cage fighters. If this happens to you your best defense is to block any punches coming your way with one of your ladies and get to the Prius ASAP.