what if i am the evil twin, and killed the good twin, eh?

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this

or this let’s face it, this guy has creepy-stalker-I’ll kill you in your sleep written all over him.

Awww Dude we missed you!

My evil twin prefers to tell people to f* off instead of walking away.

I paint wildlife and whimsical but my evil twin paints skulls and goth…. oh wait…

I suspect my evil twin would look like me. And be evil.

@beautifulbobby193 Your evil twin looks like a period??

That’s the guy. → ¤
His dentist hates him. He grits his teeth all the time. And he has the most profane language.

Welcome back Grisaille!

My evil twin would be a bitch, vamp, siren, money grubbing, hussy. Unfortunately for her to be successful at these things, she would have to be free of facial hair of any kind – there go my bonus points.

@eponymoushipster Impossible. If you were you wouldn’t hafe mentioned it.

Let me ask him…

He said, (#$#)$*#)$_@#))$ !

I suspect this might @eponymoushipster‘s evil twin. #

I don’t know what my good twin would look like.

@oratio i wish i was half as cool as that guy. or wait, did you mean Santa?

@Sabotage82 the greatest trick the Devil ever played was making man think he didn’t exist.

I am the evil twin : )
* Muah ha ha *

Can I pick Hilary Clinton?

He would be the exact opposite of me therefore he would be extremely ugly, yet ironically politically correct.

Cannot imagine someone even more evil than me.

My evil twin isn’t evil in the sense of murder and death etc..
But she is able to enact some of my personal restraints.

She is a complete activist. More military than peaceful. Black Panther Party vs. MLK Party. She is also quick to tell someone when they are being fake or full of crap. She just gets “it” done no matter what it takes.

When it comes down to it she would choose the “cause” of her family whereas even though I believe in the “cause” passionately my family would always come first.

If she is truly my evil twin she would have short hair (argh! because the length of my hair is oddly important to me). She would like be all tatted and pierced up (as I am not). And she would be oddly natural looking (as I prefer makeup etc..).

@eponymoushipster Exactly. You clearly exist. So by that rationality, you are obviously not the devil. Sorry.

Like this

@ItalianPrincess1217 Heck ya! Wait that is my evil twin…. hehe.

@RedPowerLady Maybe you and I are sisters and she is our evil triplet…

@ItalianPrincess1217 Oh ya I can handle that!! ;) In that case this is my most recent photo, see not quite as evil ;)

Megan Fox.
Duh.

@chelseababyy i don’t think you get how this “twin” thing works….~

Due to an ion storm and a transporter accident, my evil twin would come from a parallel universe into this one. He would, of course, have a beard.
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(How’s that for bonus points?)

He would sign up for Fluther with the username Chimera and would be an insidious troll. He would analyze the pet peeves and viewpoints of the users and craft his posts specifically to get on their nerves, but not overt enough to get modded (e.g. after a post by gailcalled, he’d be sure give an answer using misspellings like “definately”). He would give an occasional inflammatory answer, and as soon as people responded to it he’d quickly change it to something benign, so their responses would seem ridiculous. He would look through the avatars and send crass PM’s to the cute girls.

In regards to technology, he would believe in DRM and software patents. He would actively try to subvert opensource projects. He’d work for a large company in corporate development (sabotaging smaller companies so that his company could buy them cheaply).

He would be arrogant, egotistical, and self-centered. He would be a litterbug. He would talk on a cellphone while driving. He would park in handicap spaces. He would leave his shopping cart next to another car and drive off. He would turn on the charm when he wanted something, but ignore people when he got what he wanted from them.

(I’d keep going, but I’m really starting to hate this guy)

@chelseababyy: Your evil twin, Chels. Not your uglier twin.

@MacBean Aw I love you for that.

@phoenyx Your evil twin sucks.

It would be DominicX

@eponymoushipster
@chelseababyy i don’t think you get how this “twin” thing works….~
But she’s just too cute so who cares. And Megan is pretty evil.

@SeventhSense Whose cute? Me?
Megan IS evil. She’s a conceited bitch, but a hot one at that. Therefore, she’s my evil twin.

@chelseababyy
Of course, you’re adorable…

@SeventhSense Well.. blushes Thanks!

:)

@SeventhSense HAHAH THAT’S SO CUTE!

Probably something like this.

He would kick old people and steal candy from children.