Much of the day here it has been in the upper 30’s, which is pretty damn cold for Sacramento. As many of you know I carry the US mail, and due to the cold I’ve had to hit the restroom a little more frequently than usual on my route today. Most of my route is walking and at one point, not long before a bathroom break, I came up to this apartment cluster box, where I just stand and drop the mail inside. As soon as I stopped to open the box I realized just how badly I needed to evacuate my bladder. Now I don’t want to dance around and look silly so I just kind of rocked back and forth from my left foot to my right and vice versa in order to squelch some of the urgency while standing there. Anyway, afterwards I went on my merry way and was okay for the next few minutes as I was back to walking. Shortly afterwards I came to the business on my route where I can do my business. And that is just what I did. During this heavenly emission I began wondering why moving around seems to relieve some of the discomfort of a full bladder, whether doing the full blown pee-pee dance or just walking.
So, now that I’m empty for the time being, I ask you why this is.

Topics: dance, cold, peeing, bladder, urinating, agony, yellow snow