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999781.... Who will get the millionth quip?

Asked by jrpowell (40562points) December 20th, 2009
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We are hundreds away.

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PretentiousArtist's avatar

Not me

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
toomuchcoffee911's avatar

<gasps> Me! Me!

toomuchcoffee911 (6928points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jlm11f's avatar

I don’t care who gets it, but the prospect of Fluther reaching its millionth quip is definitely exciting.

@phoenyx – you are supposed to be eating!!

jlm11f (12416points)“Great Answer” (2points)
phoenyx's avatar

I hope it is me and not some troll who joined just to make a personal attack on someone (which would get moderated, disappointing us all).

phoenyx (7401points)“Great Answer” (4points)
syz's avatar

Where do you find this information?

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

Flag as link. It gives you the number.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

999854

Getting close….

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
casheroo's avatar

Wow, that’s a lot of quips!

casheroo (18111points)“Great Answer” (0points)
toomuchcoffee911's avatar

@johnpowell that’s genius!

toomuchcoffee911 (6928points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

99862

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (1points)
syz's avatar

Quick, add another!

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
srmorgan's avatar

I feel stupid

Flag as Link?

SRM

srmorgan (6773points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

http://www.fluther.com/flagquip/?id=999873

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
phoenyx's avatar

a quip to see what we’re currently on

phoenyx (7401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
srmorgan's avatar

@johnpowell

Thanks

SRM

srmorgan (6773points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

@johnpowell but doesn’t that only work if you flag the most recently typed quip?

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

@syz :: It iis the best method we have.

I keep checking. http://www.fluther.com/flagquip/?id=1000000

I’m a nerd.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (3points)
azlotto's avatar

Powderpost beetles can cause a lot of damage.

azlotto (2456points)“Great Answer” (0points)
srmorgan's avatar

what suspense!

srmorgan (6773points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

@azlotto What?!?

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

999001

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (1points)
jrpowell's avatar

It is going down soon folks.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (1points)
rangerr's avatar

999914 was JPs last number post.

Edit: This is 999917.

I’m so excited.

rangerr (15765points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

The race is on!

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

doh.. Jump out your window yet?

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
rangerr's avatar

Yep. I threw a shovel out first, then jumped.
It was SO cool.
Then I dug out our front door.

rangerr (15765points)“Great Answer” (2points)
srmorgan's avatar

nail biting time

srmorgan (6773points)“Great Answer” (1points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

who wants to take bets?

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (1points)
syz's avatar

<confused>

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

I wish rangerr was legal/\.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (2points)
rangerr's avatar

It’s gonna be janets.

rangerr (15765points)“Great Answer” (2points)
toomuchcoffee911's avatar

I think it’ll be on one of those 10k threads.

toomuchcoffee911 (6928points)“Great Answer” (1points)
rangerr's avatar

Legal? What? Define legal.

rangerr (15765points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

I would rather not.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

60 to go.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

Tsk, tsk.

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

Sorry syz.

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rangerr's avatar

…......the qualifications for being legal could be anything.
I’m not jailbait, but I can’t drink.
::pouts:: and nobody is in the chat room, JP

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srmorgan's avatar

there ought to be a prize for this

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syz's avatar

How sad will it be if the millionth quip is some innocuous post, or something that gets modded?

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

It is going to be spam.

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phoenyx's avatar

@rangerr https://fluther.campfirenow.com/63e4e

phoenyx (7401points)“Great Answer” (2points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

spam spam spam and eggs?

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

41

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

Or even worse – what if Fluther crashed just one quip shy?

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (2points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

or is it spam eggs spam spam eggs sausage spam?

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
rangerr's avatar

@phoenyx Not that one, the otherrrr one.

@syz I’d be so sad.

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PretentiousArtist's avatar

Don’t ban me bro!

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syz's avatar

@PretentiousArtist No, it’s spam, spam, spam, spam.

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chyna's avatar

This is exciting.

chyna (51352points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dog's avatar

Cool! I want to be the one! ( if I win I will buy a lotto ticket too! )

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

Bah! I never win anything.

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
phoenyx's avatar

quip to check the number

phoenyx (7401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

My ballss

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dog's avatar

If I win the lotto I will share!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (1points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

So last night I was watching The Cabinet of Dr Caligari with my pants off and with a bowl of trix at 3:30 AM until my SO yelled at me and ordered me to come back to bed.

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (1points)
srmorgan's avatar

anxiety,,,

srmorgan (6773points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

14 to go

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

12 motherfuckers.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (0points)
LeotCol's avatar

And thats when I learnt the meaning of irony

LeotCol (2275points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dog's avatar

I need a beer.

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (1points)
syz's avatar

Trix?

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

Bag of dicks.

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (32points)
Dog's avatar

Maybe two beers…

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

Capn Crunch is better.

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
jrpowell's avatar

I did it

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (2points)
chyna's avatar

make it 3 Dog

chyna (51352points)“Great Answer” (0points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

What’s wrong with trix? Can I not relive my childhood?!

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

A shot of tequila.

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dog's avatar

Screw beer- I need jd!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (1points)
syz's avatar

@PretentiousArtist Lol

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (0points)
rangerr's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. @johnpowell.

rangerr (15765points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Dog's avatar

Who ever gets it buys everyone a drink!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (0points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

Not me, I’m out

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dog's avatar

Lucky Charms!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (0points)
syz's avatar

Ok, that’s just sad. The millionth quip is “bag of dicks”?

I can only imagine how they’ll try to pretty that up for the grand announcement ;)

Drat, missed it by one!

syz (35943points)“Great Answer” (9points)
chyna's avatar

NOO!

chyna (51352points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Dog's avatar

Show me the money!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (0points)
rangerr's avatar

@syz I started crying from laughing.

rangerr (15765points)“Great Answer” (1points)
PretentiousArtist's avatar

Oh I was out a long time ago

PretentiousArtist (4401points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dog's avatar

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Dog's avatar

I love it! Too freaking funny!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (4points)
tinyfaery's avatar

How apropos.

tinyfaery (44118points)“Great Answer” (1points)
phoenyx's avatar

sigh, missed it by one because I was trying to come up with an epic answer.

phoenyx (7401points)“Great Answer” (2points)
AstroChuck's avatar

Wonder if there’s going to be a “Bag of Dicks” reward now.

AstroChuck (37609points)“Great Answer” (7points)
casheroo's avatar

so, it was “bag of dicks” hahaha I hope they make a blog about this.

casheroo (18111points)“Great Answer” (2points)
gymnastchick729's avatar

Wait….. i must have missed something.

gymnastchick729 (1182points)“Great Answer” (1points)
delta214's avatar

Since noone answered the question….. You. You will get it.

delta214 (746points)“Great Answer” (4points)
ubersiren's avatar

How did you pull that off, @johnpowell !?!? Hahaha.. this is hilarious.

ubersiren (15208points)“Great Answer” (1points)
delta214's avatar

@ubersiren @johnpowell is a magician

delta214 (746points)“Great Answer” (0points)
asmonet's avatar

I love it, JP.
I really do.

asmonet (21445points)“Great Answer” (2points)
filmfann's avatar

This is terrific! LMFAO

filmfann (52273points)“Great Answer” (1points)
jrpowell's avatar

http://twitter.com/finkel/status/6881306052

Sorry Ben..

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (6points)
Dog's avatar

lol4rl!!!
Poor Ben!

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (2points)
forestGeek's avatar

haha, the 1 millionth quip rules! Will there be a Fluther “Bag of dicks” party soon?

forestGeek (9315points)“Great Answer” (1points)
augustlan's avatar

That’s awesome. :D

augustlan (47745points)“Great Answer” (1points)
arnbev959's avatar

Bag on dicks!

arnbev959 (10908points)“Great Answer” (1points)
augustlan's avatar

Punch on dicks!

augustlan (47745points)“Great Answer” (2points)
ben's avatar

@johnpowell No worries. If nothing else, it makes for some hilarious lore.

ben (9080points)“Great Answer” (7points)
delta214's avatar

Silly questions should be answered ‘Bag of dicks.’ from now on.

delta214 (746points)“Great Answer” (6points)
Arp's avatar

Only a few hundred to go ^_^

EDIT: nevermind, reading the wrong number XD

Congrats on the bag of dicks :P

Arp (3516points)“Great Answer” (4points)
talljasperman's avatar

Tag your it.

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Dutchess_III's avatar

103. Gettin’ close!

Dutchess_III (46867points)“Great Answer” (0points)
chyna's avatar

You all realize the millionth quip has been met? Now we are nearing the 3 million mark.

chyna (51352points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

105 is the new 3 million.

Dutchess_III (46867points)“Great Answer” (0points)
talljasperman's avatar

106.

talljasperman (21916points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

107 does NOT = 1,000,000!

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