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If someone was sneaking in butt-sniffs on you would you consider that sexual assault?

Asked by Ansible1 (4841

) December 22nd, 2009
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How would you react if someone were secretely sniffing your butt? Also, would it be more offensive if it were someone of the opposite sex?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6857398/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html

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LMFAO! I wouldn’t be extremely upset, i’d just be in a “what the hell…..” mood. I would care less if it was a woman though. People are so strange that I expect anything from them.

Blackberry (33949

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I’d pass wind

PretentiousArtist (4401

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Id consider it sick and twisted.

delta214 (746

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I just watched the video. Its just really creepy.

delta214 (746

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I don’t care who it is. Anybody who gets that close to me is going to be on the ground within two seconds.

stranger_in_a_strange_land (18360

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You get a GQ just for the offensiveness of it.

CMaz (26303

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Um, eww…and yeah, I wouldn’t care about the sex of the person, I would feel violated either way.

DominicX (28808

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What a freak, I would probably turn around and kick the fucker in the face, but then it would be me the police were looking for !

RareDenver (13173

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No, I’d consider them a German Shepard.

UScitizen (4306

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Well, you’d just have to shake your head and laugh!!

faye (17857

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Pamela Anderson can sniff my butt any time.

I will even make believe I do not notice.

CMaz (26303

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Wow… definitely sexual harassment.

Haleth (18947

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Oh Gawd! I would have no idea how I’d react to that. I would probably think I was being Punk’d!

JustPlainBarb (5027

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I’ll answer this as soon as I stop laughing.

erichw1504 (26448

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It would seem like a joke, probably. I’d laugh, then if I realized he/she wasn’t joking, I’d be a little weirded out, but I’d feel kind of sorry for the poor deranged crazy person.

ubersiren (15208

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That guy can’t believe it’s not butter.

azlotto (2456

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We had a guy at work brought before the EEOC for this kind of thing. He was suspended for 30 days.
Watching that video is something. I don’t know whether to whince or laugh.

filmfann (52230

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I’d do my best to just fart in their face and be done with it. That’ll keep them away FOR EVER.

Dr_C (14339

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Let’s vote: Is this not the strangest question EVER asked on Fluther?

stratman37 (8691

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@stratman37 not even close

Dr_C (14339

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@ChazMaz I second that, for Halle Berry

stemnyjones (3976

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If he was doing that to me, I’d turn that guy’s head into a bowling ball. His eyes and mouth would be the finger holes. But not before setting up some soda cans in aisle three as the pins. LOL.

MrsDufresne (3554

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It would be weird but I don’t think it should be sexual assault.

jackm (6212

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That is freaking hilarious! How did the dude not know someone was sniffing his butt 20 times?

chyna (51308

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what the hell?

charliecompany34 (7810

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@stemnyjones – Yes I am with you on that one too. :-)

CMaz (26303

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I “Sphinkter” on to something, “Butt” in “odor” to prove it, you’d have to “Cheek” in “Hindsight” to make sure you do, do you?

Carbonproduct (459

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@Carbonproduct…........hahahahahahahaha…................hahahahahahahaha…...........hahahahahahaha!!

Open_Your_Mind (250

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Imagine how embarressing it would be to be in jail for THAT crime. ;+

Carbonproduct (459

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I’d probably kick them in the nose. That is disgusting! And if I knew they were coming around again, I’d eat some Burger King onion rings – - believe me, they cause some of the raunchiest farts!

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