I probably won’t, but I shall list them here for my own amusement.

1. Read more, including articles for my university course
2. Be more patient, especially in poker
3. Try to balance work with fun
4. Try to make new friends
5. Try new foods that I usually wouldn’t try
6. Learn at least one new song on keyboard
7. Be less tight with money
8. Find a job

P.S. If you make the “1920×1080” joke, I will track you down and slit your throat whilst you sleep.