Fluther: Does anyone know any more accent puns? (See details)

Does anyone know any more accent puns? (See details)

) December 28th, 2009
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I recently discovered that if you say “beer can” with a British accent you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

Then someone told me to say “Whale oil beef hooked,” which sounds like a certain phrase said with an Irish accent.

There must me more of these out there, anyone know any?

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I don’t. But I have this joke:
A wealthy Texan was thinking of moving up to New York so he went around with a real estate agent looking for a house.
After turning down many houses the real estate agent brought the Texan to another house and said, “And here is a house without a flaw!”
The Texan said, “Without a flaw? What y’all walk on, then?”

mrentropy (17213

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Removed by me.

simpleD (3644

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Haha thanks @mrentropy

sliceswiththings (11723

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Two ducks flying over Northern Ireland.
One said “Quack”.
“I’m flyin as quack as I can”, replied the other.

lloydbird (8740

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LMFAO at the oirish bit!...hahaha

When I was a lad in primary school we always used to put 1 finger in each cheek, pull them to the side and say “my dads a banker and he banks all day” lol

Tho I think the bacon thing would be in a jamaican accent??

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@Pazza I tried it, what’s it supposed to sound like?
It is in a Jamaican accent, what do you mean?

sliceswiththings (11723

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@sliceswiththings
OOooops…...
I really should read things properly!

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