I have many ways of procrastinating:
1. Internet
2. Internet
3. Internet
4. Hey, look- a clock! Let’s see, it’s 8:42 now, look, now it’s 8:43! I wonder when it’ll be 8:44!
5. Internet
In other words, everything is interesting except what I’m supposed to do, and if I get onto the internet, then check back in three hours.