Having the cheeks of your buttocks fastened with velcro would be rather uncomfortable, maybe, and certainly bothersome when it came time to have a bowel movement.
My ex-wife and I should NEVER be velcroed together. That could be potentially fatal for her since I’m inclined to kill Satan if I’m ever that close to her.
Velcro used to replace zippers in mens pants. i believe they tried this for a while and it bombed out. some would not stay together and other velcro just opened suddently, leaving some men totally embarrassed.
My husband to the blanket. Then I wouldn’t have a chance in hell of getting any part of the blanket.
Thong to a hairy butt.
Empty liqour bottle to a recovering alcholic.
Cat nip on your cats tail.
Velco dog collar for your hairy dog.
TV remote control on your husbands hairy chest. (hmmm! Then again he’ll never ask where is it again!)
though you wouldn’t even need to put any velcro on the sheep…. just the wall would need the wiry side….. infact this could end up being a great new sheep storage system…who needs those pesky fields