Yes I have, as a matter of fact. Happened about 10 years ago. I was heading to the airport for an early flight and miraculously was early enough to stop at a BurgerKing for coffee. This BK was on the apron of a shopping center, there were no cars in the BK spaces and none in the shopping center spaces. It was literally devoid of cars. The BK had just opened about 6am. I pulled into a space and parked and went in, got some coffee and sat and drank it. During that time several different men came in and did the same. When I was done I headed out to my car in the bare parking lot, now with about 5 cars in it. When I got to my car, there was a truck that had parked within 2 inches of the driver side and I could not get in my car. I walked back into the BK thinking someone had just been careless, stepped inside, and said very nicely to the small group that someone had parked too close to my car for me to get in and would they mind moving it. This much older guy pipes up and tells me I should learn to park. I said, “excuse me?” He said, “Learn to park”. I said, again nicely, that I had parked properly. He just laughed nastily. I left the store and went back out to my car and I (in this vast empty parking lot) had parked on the white line so that his truck, next to me, while in the white lines, was very close to my car. My error of course, but we are talking about ACRES of empty parking spaces, including most of the BK lot.
I went absolutely berserk (in my head). I climbed in my car on the passenger side, wheeled up to the door of the BK and parked just outside the door and stepped inside. Smartass was sitting there smugly. His buddy, next to him, could see the look in my eyes and probably thought I was armed because he looked scared shitless. I walked over to smartass, put my hands on his table, shoved it up against him spilling his coffee on him, put my face two inches from his and said in a furious low voice that if I ever saw his face again I would cut his tiny little balls off and stuff them down his fat mouth. I walked out, but still regret to this day not just keying his truck and smashing his windshield and leaving.