I’ve always wanted to try something I came up with.
First find a clothing store that sells pants. Second, make sure the person(s) working are date worthy. Third, get into a changing room with said pants. forth, start jumbling around making a bunch of racket and when they come over to ask if you need assistance comes the fifth…. “Um, yea, can you help me get out of these pants?”
If you’re a math major, “What’s your cosine?”
If you’re a loan officer, “What’s your co-sign?”
If you’re a punster like me, keep your pickup line to yourself.
Get a plain sugar packet that simply says ‘sugar’ on it. When passing by an attractive person, kneel down and pretend to pick it up. With a sincere smile, say “Oops, looks like you lost your name tag!” Heh.
“Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.”
“Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.”
@coolbeans ahahaha! nice.
Although, if you wanted to be realistic, that bar would be jumping up and down as you crossed the room. Service is sucks in my area =(
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry, for fear of losing you.
I’m Fred and your Wilma, and we can make the bedrock.
I was wondering if you liked baking? Cause I want to make some baby batter.