I don’t see why everyone’s so “woo-woo” about The Beast. He’s a nice guy. OK, I mean, yes, his day job is tormenting the souls of the damned for Satan, but, hey, we all gotta make a living. Does The Beast come around to you and your friends and talk smack about what you do for a living? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
I’ll bet you guys didn’t know that on his off-hours, he’s a loving husband and father, makes a mean margarita and enjoys karaoke. His version of Hotel California is almost as good as Don Henley’s. And his barbecues are the invite of the summer, so leave him alone!