Tacos

@elvislennon – eating them? smelling them? having someone make them for you?

I was playing on Yoville on face book, I look hot as a little devil loll.

Me and my SO we’re in a garage working on our track car, next thing you know we are in the car and clothes are flying.. god that was HOT!

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,“If you fix our car we will do anything you want.”
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, “How could we ever repay you Mr.”
After thinking for a short while he replied,“Could you hold my camel?”

I didn’t want to go into details, but… I live in El Paso and I used to go to Juarez regularly. I don’t now because it’s too crazy there. I was having a taco in Juarez and I said to myself, “Damn, that’s a good taco. It sure is great to be alive.” So I got in the mood and hit the whore houses.

btw, whom ever get’s out of the mood!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

my wife

@elvislennon LMAO….....great answer!

In my volatile first marriage, I was surprised that a good fight would get us in the mood.

A good cry (while my girl was holding me) – led to wonderful sex.

Jed C….Oh baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFOojfjRE64

This is extremely odd, but a guy friend of mine revealed that he was a virgin and I actually felt my pupils dilate and my mouth watered. I have no clue why, but it was an intense reaction, to say the least.

Twin Peaks…the TV show…Cooper is a sexy beast. Anyone else watch it? Back me up? Come on now.

Hearing Michael Clarke Duncan talk. I immediately felt my face get flushed and I almost passed out a little. I love me some deep baritone voices. That, and seeing any display of martial arts.

When my wife first told me she was pregnant on each of her pregnancies, I instantly got super aroused.

The other surprising time was when my wife (at the time girlfriend) cried during a difficult talk about our relationship, while comforting I tasted her tears and got extremely aroused (maybe someone can explain that one to me.)

My husband trying to unclog the toilet – I swear.

Being 80 feet up a tower servicing a wind turbine. Instead of handing me a screwdriver she took off her shirt.

I love when my hubby and I do dishes together.
If we didn’t have a 13 year old, I’d pin him up against the counter…

The kazoo! That’s my mating call!!

Farm animals.~

I was playing one of those Yahoo games that involved super bouncy balls dropping down and you had to click sets of same-colored balls to clear the screen. Well, every time a ball hit another ball, it made a rubbery squee sound, like when you squeak rubber. Something about the sound turned me on every time I played the game. It was at about this time that I realized I might have a wee latex fetish.

The image of a girl masturbating with a cell phone.

@Adirondackwannabe hm, long ago, I did that…didn’t get anywhere

@Simone_De_Beauvoir How was the reception?

Reading answers on Fluther from this question and a few others. :)

Fluther

Watching House of a 1000 Corpses.

Let’s just say I have a ‘thing’ for Sheri Moon Zombie. ;)

We were on a day trip and drove through a town and could not pass up this smoked rib place. we went in and the smell oh the Smell! all the spices and the smell- oh god the smell… the wife and asked to view the smoker out back and the beef, pork and chicken in there but the shed out back, the woodpile and the decorative hay bales were calling us so we ordered and he said it would take 45 minutes so we both said “we will be resting on the hay bales and the owner said yeh right- resting and handed us a _do not disturb_sign…
and the food was fantastic!

omg. i forgot about this til now. when i was younger and i was reading the harry potter series. something about the fifth book (even though at the time i found it pretty boring and didnt even finish it) REALLY turned me on, it was so odd. i couldn’t get through five pages without stopping and…ya know.

Watching a video about a woman getting swallowed head first by a flower chair.

The origin of rubber!! ;-/
who’d have thunk it!? :-/

My ex and I were on a camping trip in the NJ Pine Barrens and we dropped some acid. I took a bite of Colby cheese and a swig of Hoegaarden and it was so good I swear I felt it in my pants.

@phil196662 Did this happen to be The Yankee Smokehouse in Ossippee, NH? We had the same feelings there, but saved our activities for home later.

@MissAnthrope hahahahahahahahahhahaahhaaha ga ga ga

Fighting with my boyfriend.

@Adirondackwannabe
awful
@deni
hell this is why going to restrictedsection.org used to be the thing for me
too bad they closed that site, I think
the fan fic was awesome porn – especially putting Harry and Draco together, hot.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir ohhh woahhhh draco drrrrrrooool

@jonsblond getting all wet because of Baby Firefly.

A guy playing a drum solo. Oh..my..God.. Certain guy’s cologne can really do it too. The things I’ve thought of as I’ve passed by strangers with good cologne. :)

@Adirondackwannabe I hope the girl got a bad reception, if she had a good reception then it would be like going through a very wide tunnel!

It takes nothing special for me, I am always in the mood, regardless.

@Symbeline Is that a Steven King theme?

ummm…when my eyes open in the morning!!!!

@stranger_in_a_strange_land I think that was a broadway play made into a movie with Rick Moranis?

@Adirondackwannabe How did the girl and mobile phone thing work out in the end?

@dibley That’s a work in progress. I’ll have to get back to you. She means a lot to me.

@Adirondackwannabe Work in progress eh?

@Dibley Yeah, I don’t know how I’m going to proceed. I’ve never been in the place I’m at right now.

@Adirondackwannabe What can happen? What do you want? Hope she doesn’t lose the phone

@Dibley If I can find those answers, I’d be a lucky man.

@Adirondackwannabe Well, do you like to live dangerously?

@dibley You have to sometimes. No risks equals no rewards. It’s sometimes hard to know where to take the risks and how far to go.

@Adirondackwannabe Well it’s your life, up to you what you do. Maybe you get back on topic now instead of going on about your private life.

A mild breeze.

@Dibley Sorry you’re right, back to the topic. A fair skinned young lady, reclining in a warm bath, with a cell phone.

@Adirondackwannabe That turns you on? Not much of an imagination you have there.

@Dibley Sometimes it gets a little wilder. Depends on the circumstances.

@Adirondackwannabe Well, then maybe you should calm yourself down. I mean are you on the phone with her at this point or is it the cell phone your getting off on? If you are on the phone at the time then maybe you could think about all the soap she was rubbing on herself at the time, all over her breasts and in between her legs, how slippy her fingers must of been, they could of slipped in anywhere.

@Dibley Okay, now I’m at a loss for words.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land ; nope- it was at a coastal town here in california.

A girl who was my best friend…. we met up for a quick chat after work one day, in her car, after the chat she gave me a hug, next thing we were on her back seat teaaing each others clothes off… Funny what a chat can do.

@TheJoker Did that ruin your friendship?

Oddly enough no, we’re still friends now….. the problem was though that after a couple of months fooling around I fell for her….. big time. & when I wrongly thought she didn’t feel the same I panicked & made a terrible decision that I still regret….. & despite hurting her she still doesn’t hate me.

@TheJoker Could you not of got her back?

I dont think so…. I honestly dont think I could ask…. some people just make you feel too vulnerable, & after how messy things got I couldn’t risk hurting her again.

@TheJoker Was you mean?

@Dibley….. Not deliberately, but I cant forgive myself for my actions…. If I’d been right about how I thought she felt though….. I genuinely didn’t think she loved me & so didn’t think she’d get hurt….. I’m as bad as my father :(

@thejoker You cheated on her? You made mistakes, doesn’t mean your like your dad, just means your human.

@Dibley….. No, I left….. but the devils in the detail, as they say. I’m gonna put the rest of this in comments, rather not post here.

@TheJoker Ok, sorry.

@BoBo1946 That explains why men find camel toes attractive.

@Silhouette ummm…some are VERY s e x y! And others, well, we leave it there!

Think of a large overweight woman on a hot day with short shorts.

@BoBo1946 LOL.

@Adirondackwannabe Your seriously weird sometimes. You know there are a lot of overweight women in this world, especially in America.

Its my creative side coming out. There are a lot of overwight women. Doesn’t mean I want one.

@Adirondackwannabe But you are American aren’t you?

Yes. There are a lot of farm animals around here,doesn’t mean I want one either

@Adirondackwannabe I though all American men liked a big ass on a woman?

@Dibley Some do. I prefer adequate instead of skinny, as long as its shaped nicely. A little extra is ok, too much doesn’t do much for me.

@Adirondackwannabe So your fantasy of the girl in the tub with a cell phone, isn’t a larged arsed girl then?

@Dibley I was picturing a girl with some curves.

Very true, some of us like a woman with subtle curves. with my small hands I would be able to grab a woman with a large arse.

@Adirondackwannabe the girl with curves of a size 8 jean and a c cup perhaps??? just enough to fill a great bra properly! yep… my wife gets up to a b when she has her period and then just doesn’t move!

My partner and I were listening to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on CNN one evening and ended up having a lengthy tryst once we moved to the bedroom.

I don’t know what to say to that, @hungryhungryhortence.

A blumpkin.

google it

Dont google it. Your better off not knowing what a Blumpkin is.

@phil196662 Yeah that would work. But then again,somebody said waking up does it for them. They must have been female,I’d guess. Before I get my ass handed to me by the ladies, I’ll add I was referring to morning wood.

Ahhh yes, pre-dawn ready-for-action…

A great debate with my husband. We both get all fiery and passionate, defending our positions. Add a beer or two, and I’m a goner. ;)

Ahhh @augustlan ; the old beer brings out the tiger… and how many “O’s” did you have that night? Sore from his _thorough treatments on pointy body parts?