I had to remove this question, asked mere seconds after Allie’s version. It was posted by @markyy on behalf of @shrubbery:
Can you guess who just kicked in the door of the 10k mansion? And then bumped his head into the top of the doorpost??
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The Son of God walks again! And he’s now been given the keys to the 10k mansion. Fluther’s very own Jesus has been working his way up as a humble human, just as he did 2000 years ago. Now he has finally reached the 10k mansion, much the same as being crucified and going to heaven, and he has a bone to pick with Bendrewim, how dare they call themselves gods!
Can we give it up for Dr_C, one of Fluther’s most loved, who is always willing to help out and has made some wonderful contributions in his time here, not to mention he’s an awesome friend to have around. We all love you Doc, congratulations!
Ps. Doc, Shrubbery was dying to be the one to give you this thread. So determined in fact, she sent the above message to a legion of trained monkeys. They were only given one mission: To post her message in case she wouldn’t be around herself and take a cyanide pill.