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AIDS was invented by Prescott Bush as a weapon to use against FDR in the planned Millionaire’s Rebellion, but the formula (which was provided by the descendants of Mayan prophets) was lost to the ages only to be rediscovered by Ronald Reagan, who wanted to use it against the Russkies if Star Wars didn’t work, but he was senile, so Nancy took the formula (after accidentally spilling a bit of it in a certain bar in New York) and stored it away in Area 51 where a young Dick Cheney was being built. He was injected every day with the AIDS from an early age so he would develop an immunity to it as part of the secret plan to build the ultimate hippy-killing machine. He soon grew addicted to the delicious, sickly sweet flavor of teh AIDS and decided, by the age of 30, that he would spread the AIDS to everyone, because everyone should relish in its AIDSey flavor. So that’s when he built the first Haliburton Aids machine (after the failure of the Haliburton weather machine that caused Hurricane Katrina). This machine injects a special mosquito-spit resistant strand of AIDS into mosquitoes before releasing them into the wild where they will spread AIDS to all of us and enslave us all for 10,000 years or until 2012 (which George Bush totally has a part in), whichever comes first. Oh, and he paid off all the evil science corporations with some of his own evil corporation money, so they can continue to sit in their corporation buildings and be all corporationy and tell us stupid peons that we can’t get AIDS from mosquitoes until the ultimate day of reckoning, upon which his mosquitoes will be released and we all will be AIDSified by them because we thought we were safe, and then George Bush will declare martial law and everyone will be forced to be a Christian and we will invade Iran and and and and and even our tinfoil won’t save us then!!1!!1!1!111