I want to know why the grays are here. What the hell do they want, and how can I avoid it if it’s painful?
Which religion is the “right” one?
What is it like to be the son of God?
Where’d my sock go? I put two in the dryer.
How do children get absolutely filthy just watching TV?
Does God have a sense of humor?
Why am I here, and when can I leave?
What are the details of all my past lives?
We don’t have a world full of Mother Teresa’s, so why is there so much evil?
Who do I have to destroy to stop all these wars?
What are the other verses to the Star Spangled Banner?
Why opera, when there are toms in the alley?
Can we avoid depths by turning all the wells sideways and making tunnels?
How many more wells can we dig before we are held responsible for cracking the earth’s surface?
What is the biological reason Spock’s ears are pointed?
Why can’t I just be gay? I understand women more.
If diamonds come from coal, if I slapped the shit out of someone in the same spot over and over again will I get a ruby?
If I astral project, will I float away?
Why is Vanessa such a bitch?
When can I sue antique dealers for making me buy back all my shit from my past lives at grossly inflated prices?