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What would you have said, instead of "Et tu, Brute?"?

Asked by jfos (7392points) March 9th, 2010
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In Shakespeare’s famous Julius Caesar, he is attacked and killed by a group of senators, including his friend Brutus (Brute). Among his last words were the famous “Et tu, Brute?”, which translates to “And you, Brutus?”

If you were being attacked and noticed that even your good friend was participating, how would you acknowledge that? What would you say to that friend?

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belakyre's avatar

I wouldn’t say anything. I won’t use my last words condemning someone.

belakyre (2125points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Dr_Dredd's avatar

You asshole!!!!

Dr_Dredd (10540points)“Great Answer” (2points)
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“I faked them all”

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (4points)
mrentropy's avatar

I would have said,”
“OMG! WTF? LOL!?!?! BFF?”

mrentropy (17213points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Cruiser's avatar

Hey Brutus baby!?? I loan you my pool boy and this is the thanks I get??

Cruiser (40449points)“Great Answer” (3points)
ModernEpicurian's avatar

I regret nothing and simultaneously everything.

ModernEpicurian (1638points)“Great Answer” (2points)
ubersiren's avatar

Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom.

ubersiren (15208points)“Great Answer” (11points)
phillis's avatar

Vos melior precor ut abyssus has vos pro EGO operor.

phillis (8633points)“Great Answer” (2points)
CMaz's avatar

Daddy! No no!

CMaz (26303points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Likeradar's avatar

“The fuck, yo?”

Likeradar (19583points)“Great Answer” (2points)
bunnygrl's avatar

@phillis translate please? thank you <hugs>

I would do as I have done when I found out (what I believed to be) my very best friends were joking about me behind my back and being really spiteful and hurtful. I didn’t say anything and just went away and cried a lot. Lesson learned though I suppose.
hugs honeys xx

bunnygrl (7172points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Brute, you cockus suckus

Adirondackwannabe (36713points)“Great Answer” (5points)
SuperMouse's avatar

“You know when I told you it wasn’t really that small? I was lying. Oh and it is not normal to want to experiment sexually with your horse.”

SuperMouse (30845points)“Great Answer” (2points)
phillis's avatar

Translation: “You better hope hell gets to you before I do.”

phillis (8633points)“Great Answer” (3points)
MrGV's avatar

“I’m un-fluthering you!”...........................and facebook

MrGV (4170points)“Great Answer” (2points)
mrentropy's avatar

Tuus matres magnae capute me dedit.

mrentropy (17213points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Dr_Dredd's avatar

@mrentropy Does that mean, “Your mother is a whore?” ;-)

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gailcalled's avatar

Dude, you used to be an awesome friend.

gailcalled (54644points)“Great Answer” (1points)
jealoustome's avatar

They won’t name a salad after you!

jealoustome (1514points)“Great Answer” (7points)
janbb's avatar

Let’s do lunch next week.

janbb (62858points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Dr_Dredd I think it means your mother is better in the sack than you are? (Brutus, not you)

Adirondackwannabe (36713points)“Great Answer” (2points)
jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Owww!

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities (20019points)“Great Answer” (2points)
mrentropy's avatar

@Dr_Dredd If I remember slacking off in high school Latin properly, it should mean something along the lines of, “Your mother gives me great head.”

mrentropy (17213points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Captain_Fantasy's avatar

“You stabbed me! You fucking stabbed me! What the fuck man? I held back your curly fucking locks after you got all shitty drunk at the orgy! Asshole! I hope you impale yourself on your own fucking blade, I really do!”

Captain_Fantasy (11447points)“Great Answer” (1points)
gailcalled's avatar

@Captain_Fantasy: Good answer but not wordy enough.

gailcalled (54644points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Captain_Fantasy's avatar

I’ve just been stabbed by my best friend. Give me a break. I’m kinda having a rough day.

Captain_Fantasy (11447points)“Great Answer” (3points)
CyanoticWasp's avatar

Fuck u, Brute.

CyanoticWasp (20271points)“Great Answer” (2points)
gailcalled's avatar

? Y usted, capitano?

gailcalled (54644points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dr_Dredd's avatar

@mrentropy Heh, heh…

Dr_Dredd (10540points)“Great Answer” (1points)
fireside's avatar

Well, this certainly gives a new meaning to the term, “Stabbed in the back”!

fireside (12359points)“Great Answer” (1points)
gemiwing's avatar

Ow fucker

gemiwing (14718points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Berserker's avatar

Woulda been all, “This sucks!”

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (1points)
bunnygrl's avatar

@phillis LOL thats brilliant!! thank you <hugs>

bunnygrl (7172points)“Great Answer” (1points)
ucme's avatar

Infamy they’ve all got it infamy.

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Michael_Huntington's avatar

What a twist!

Michael_Huntington (15982points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Captain_Fantasy's avatar

Other options:

1. Hey! You nearly hit Little Caesar!
2. Ow! My Casaerian section!

Captain_Fantasy (11447points)“Great Answer” (4points)
ZAGWRITER's avatar

I tried an online translator for this so bear with me:

“Is universitas mereo mereor vos.”

ZAGWRITER (1511points)“Great Answer” (1points)
stardust's avatar

Everywhere you turn, I’ll be there, waiting for you my friend.

stardust (10562points)“Great Answer” (1points)
LKidKyle1985's avatar

I would look at him in shock and say, “I can not believe that just fucking happened!”

LKidKyle1985 (6594points)“Great Answer” (1points)
ZAGWRITER's avatar

“Seriously? Couldn’t we have talked this out over tea and servant boys?”

ZAGWRITER (1511points)“Great Answer” (1points)
aprilsimnel's avatar

And now a murderer is all you are!

aprilsimnel (30749points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Chongalicious's avatar

haha @Captain_Fantasy

I wouldn’y say anything. I’d grab that knife and stab him in his Little Caesar!

Chongalicious (2771points)“Great Answer” (0points)
FireMadeFlesh's avatar

Can you really trust these new friends? Loyalty is earnt through giving loyalty.

FireMadeFlesh (16593points)“Great Answer” (0points)
phillis's avatar

@bunnygrl Gracias,conejo!
@aprilsimnel – Shakespeare, much? Great answer.

phillis (8633points)“Great Answer” (0points)
ubersiren's avatar

@aprilsimnel That’s so epic! Lurve it!

ubersiren (15208points)“Great Answer” (0points)
majorrich's avatar

This is going to figure prominently in your next evaluation. Just see if you get a raise you pratt!

majorrich (14741points)“Great Answer” (2points)
phillis's avatar

@majorrich Bahahahaha!!!

phillis (8633points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Arp's avatar

“Brute… I am your father!”

It would freak him out so much, he’d be scarred for life :)

Arp (3516points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Berserker's avatar

@Arp LMAO best answer ever. :D

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (1points)
FireMadeFlesh's avatar

“Is that all you’ve got? Come on!”

FireMadeFlesh (16593points)“Great Answer” (2points)
rottenit's avatar

yippie kaye aye mother fucker

rottenit (1187points)“Great Answer” (0points)
gailcalled's avatar

Tu too?

gailcalled (54644points)“Great Answer” (2points)
CyanoticWasp's avatar

LOL @gailcalled “Tu too?” That’s just too too… (and you already knew).

CyanoticWasp (20271points)“Great Answer” (0points)
gailcalled's avatar

@CyanoticWasp: Be grateful that I left out the ballerina jokes, or Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti.” (A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo). Note what “boo” rhymes with.

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