Totally not an answer, but a funny story anyway:
There was a (not too bright) woodpecker that would peck at my metal bedroom window-frame every morning, right about 6:30. I never needed an alarm clock to get ready for school. ^_^
We moved to another house, and a (homeschooled) friend of mine ended up with my bedroom when his family rented the house from my parents. Not one week after moving in, he comes up to me in church and says “What the heck is up with that idiotic woodpecker?”