I don’t know, I wish I did. Since I am without a significant other, the only option I have is to to go to my hairdresser, where I always get a shampoo and a wonderful scalp massage. I can only speak for myself, but if anyone knows how the the rest of us can find some way to do this for ourselves, for god’s sake, tell us. We all know how to masturbate, but how to perform a satisfying self-scalp massage has completely eluded me, as I suspect it has many others. If anyone has the secret to this, for god’s sake, tell us.