I have secretly loved Fluther all along, but kept it to myself. He (I am using He but who knows)? tells me I dress beautifully, says I have pizazz, thinks I am fabulous and beautiful. I have so enjoyed this love.
“Does my mother know I’m here?” I’m 24 and live on my own! Why would I care if she knew if I was here or not? Is this a bad place to be or something? I always thought Fluther was a nice place to stay!
I don’t feel too bad about that, because Fluther just asked me to run away with them. So take that!! I think it’s sad that right now I would actually consider it
@Just_Justine He’s such a freakin’ player. I should ask the collective what to do about him….
“Guys?! I MEt this great guy, Fluther, but… he PlaYS hot and COld, says he sAVEs a seat for Me, but then goes and BakEZ cakeZ for every0ne elze… whAT ShOUlD I dO?!lolzwhahahwtfbbwwtf”
@Just_Justine el chupacabra is their creation. They invented it to explain the exsanguination of the animals in the pastures. Everything scares the piss out of that culture. It basically means “devil goat”.