- my grandmother showed me how when i was about 19 or so.

- im not sure what to say there, with my lips?

- eating anything i wanted while going to the gym 4 times a week and doing 2 hours karate each day.

- when a man loves a woman…

- first time i smashed it apart and put it back together, now days after looking at tutorial videos on how to do it i can solve them in about 4 ot 5 minutes.

- they either do or dont, this is a mystery to me for the most part.

- i make sites for a living

- i download them using zamzar.com

- avoid resumes and interviews, if people have a job for you they will say “why dont you come down for a chat” any form filling or anything along those lines is time wasting, at least in my experience.

- slow limb amputation.

—How to tie a tie… I watched my father at the bathroom mirror every day before he went off to work.

—How to kiss… Come here, dolling, and I will show you why all my old girlfriends still pine for me.

—How to lose weight fast… It’s stupid to lose weight fast.

—How to get pregnant…Step one: ovulate. Step two: bathe your fallopian tubes in motile sperm.

—How to solve a rubix cube…There is a published algorithm, and anyone can solve it.

—How to get a girl to like you…Women have always liked me. It is a blessing and a curse.

—How to make a website… Easy to do, hard to do well.

—How to download Youtube videos… There are plenty of apps that will do this for you.

—How to write a resume… Every college and university has a step-by-step on its website.

—How to lose 10 pounds in a week… This seems unhealthy…

—How to tie a tie… I learned from a website that I found by searching on Google.
—How to kiss… Wet and sloppy.
—How to lose weight fast… I need to do the opposite.
—How to get pregnant… Wouldn’t know yet.
—How to solve a rubix cube… Still working on it…
—How to get a girl to like you… Look dashingly handsome and act macho.
—How to make a website… Learn HTML, CSS, Javascript. I have made multiple.
—How to download Youtube videos… I know there’s an add-on for Firefox to do this.
—How to write a resume… There are a lot of websites on how to do this. Be sure you customize it to each company/job you are applying for.
—How to lose 10 pounds in a week… Once again, I’d like to know how to do the opposite.

- How to tie a tie – I learned it from a silk-print tie with diagrams on it.
– How to kiss – with love, otherwise it doesn’t go well for anyone.
– How to lose weight fast – I’ve never been successful in this regard except for the month when I was taking a 3-hours a day modern dance class as well as playing racquetball with my roommates every night.
– How to get pregnant – This is not something on which I’m an expert. We have not made this happen yet.
– How to solve rubix cube – Smash it and hot glue all the pieces back together~.
– How to get a girl to like you – Don’t be a tool.
– How to make a website – Ask someone younger to do it for you.
– How to download YouTube videos – no idea.
– How to write a resume – Have people read it and edit it for you at least 10 times, because typos are an absolute no-no.
– How to lose 10 pounds in a week – catch a tapeworm~.

How to Tie a Tie: I learned from my ex while we were still dating. I can do a nearly flawless double windsor.
How to Kiss: I kiss the way I like to be kissed.
How to Lose Weight Fast: I have no experience with this.
How to Get Pregnant: Understand your fertility signals then have intercourse with a fertile male during ovulation.
How to Solve a Rubic’s Cube: Practice baby, practice.
How to Get a Girl to Like You: I would be kind and friendly
How to Make a Website: Hire a contractor
How to Download YouTube Videos: Call your young adult niece, nephew, or child
How to Write a Resume: Make it stand out but not too much. Create a page perfectly balanced with white space and text. Concentrate on achievements. Use some resume buzz words. Prepare your resume based on the job you are applying for. Sell yourself but don’t embellish or lie. A resume isn’t worth the paper it is printed on if it is not accompanied by a cover letter.
How to Lose 10 Pounds in a Week: I have no experience with this.

—How to tie a tie… How did you learn how to tie a tie? I think my mother taught me. I don’t know how she knew.
—How to kiss… I am an unbelievable kisser! But only if I am head over heels in love with her.
—How to lose weight fast… Never did it. Gradual is the way to go.
—How to get pregnant… High tech methods work!
—How to solve a rubix cube… I never did solve that sucker :(
—How to get a girl to like you… I would just hang out, and let her get to know me. I find that if I just act like myself, sooner or later, someone likes me. At the moment, it’s a moot point.
—How to make a website… Yes, I’ve made them and managed them.
—How to download Youtube videos… I’m not sure why I would download a Youtube video, but if you gave me a compelling reason, I’m sure I could figure it out.
—How to write a resume… I have a lot of advice—but I charge for it.
—How to lose 10 pounds in a week… Not a good idea.