When I type “how to” into Google’s search box, the ten most-searched ‘How To’s appear in the drop-down box intended to make my search easier. What I want to know is how you can respond to these ten ‘How To’s…

—How to tie a tie… How did you learn how to tie a tie? Did someone teach you?
—How to kiss… How do you kiss?
—How to lose weight fast… Have you ever lost weight fast? How would you do it?
—How to get pregnant… Do you have any tips on how to get pregnant?
—How to solve a rubix cube… Have you ever solved a rubix cube? If so, how long did it take? Tips?
—How to get a girl to like you… How would you get a girl to like you? Have you ever done so?
—How to make a website… Have you ever made a website? Could you?
—How to download Youtube videos… Did/Would you download Youtube videos? How?
—How to write a resume… What is your advice concerning resumes?
—How to lose 10 pounds in a week… This seems unhealthy…