You’re going about your life and for any reason you like your sphincter notifies you that your bowels have sent more than it can withstand. There is no more time, and defocation must commence. You are in public, and there are people in all directions, now what….

How do you deal with the aftermath…

Topics: silence, slander, public places, necessity, embarassment, imminent poo, grin, i feel so much better, clean up, emergency showers