It is the name given to the results developed by a secret society of technology obsessed Grandmas (better known by their preferred name of “Nans”) who are working to improve techniques like “How to buy a Grandchild a Christmas or Birthday that will be most inappropriate or least desired.” They were working on a signature scent as well, so people will know when they are around. The have got the “Old Lady” scent down pat, and are now working on making it a little more pleasant.