Hot model-type sexes up non-descript, boring fat guy, fat guy’s pals are jealous, while in B-story, an ugly woman learns that if she wants a man, she has to stop reading, take off her glasses and wear her hair down at all times. In the C-story, the utterly, totally socially inept nerd of the bunch will have sex with a “low-class” woman who is loud, obnoxious and also willing to sleep with anyone with a penis.
There is corporate “indie rock” on the soundtrack, as well as L’il Wayne and L’il Jon and L’il Man and L’il Somebody rapping for the party scenes. Too tame on the big screen? Not enough naked women during the pool/beach scene? No fear, the “unrated” version will be on DVD in 3–6 months, and the dog will do something they couldn’t show in theaters!