@OneMoreMinute I have a story for you. We used to have a ski boat that we kept at a lake in the Allegheny National Forest. On summer night, my wife and I, decided to have a romantic evening on the lake. We drove to a deserted inlet, anchored set up candles around the boat and had a picnic with a couple bottles of wine. Well, things got pretty romantic, then hot and heavy. Just when we were “having the most fun” a bright light appeared over the trees accompanied by a loud roar. Then the light hit our boat, hesitated and moved on. At first I thought we encountered our first UFO, then we realized that it was the National Guard on weekend drills.
We were embarrassed, the mood was lost and I could never talk my wife into sex on the boat again.
The moral of the story is to find out when and where weekend drills are held and get a boat that has a cover.