@KatawaGrey It’s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice) pretty gross, in my opinion, but I guess it’s a non-homosexual way for a guy to know what it tastes like.
—You may have to add that extra parenthesis at the end in order to get the link right.
This being off-topic, I’m sure my answer will get removed, but I did want to say something about what women taste like. I think the mucous-ness is probably pretty similar, and for a boy who doesn’t like okra, that’s kind of unpleasant. But the reaction of the woman in question can make it taste like the nectar of heaven. However, what I think works best is when you imagine it in your mind. The more you think about it, the more excited you get about it, and when you do it, it really does taste good.
Of course, it’s a real bummer if you give someone a bladder infection. Or get blamed for it. Can you actually give a woman a bladder infection that way?