My waitress knew a lot about Washington, DC. Her Grandma and Grandpa lived in Arlington. Well her Grandpa lives there, her Grandma lives in a nursing home. She has Alzheimer’s. My waitress’ dad takes care of grandpa. He goes down there, like, once a month, to change light bulbs, clean the gutters, ‘n’ shit. My waitress has been going to DC practically all her life. She knows all about it. They went there on her 8th Grade class trip. She knows all about the Metro and everything. She says to her boyfriend, “Hey, we oughta go down to DC. I know all about it. We could take the Metro everywhere, we wouldn’t even have to drive.” It’s kind of sad that my waitress has a grandma with Alzheimer’s. She doesn’t even really go see grandma in the nursing home. What’s the point, really? Grandma doesn’t even recognize her any more, or her dad (grandma’s son) either. Grandpa doesn;t really visit much either. He’s pretty happy living out there in Arlington (that’s in Virginia) by himself, as long as his son comes by once a month or so to help out.