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What would be the most inappropriate job for the wicked witch of the west & what would you have her do for you, if anything?

Asked by ucme (50047

) May 23rd, 2010
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Oooh let’s just suspend our disbelief for a moment.There you go that didn’t hurt did it? The funnier, wackier the better.

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She would make a nice employee at a shoe store; I’m sure that acne cream manufacturers could use another spokesperson as well.

VohuManah (1939

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Most inappropriate job for her… working for the samaritans manning the phone lines on night shift, not a whole lot of sympathy there :-) And as for what I’d get her to do for me, good god nothing at all, I love my little dog too much to let her anywhere near him lol GQ again ucme, still chuckling away happily.
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bunnygrl (7172

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A water-slide operator. Not only will droplets of stray water burn the hell out of her skin & melt her, she has to deal with those bratty kids who bicker & fight to see who goes down first.

rpm_pseud0name (8208

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Psychiatrist.

Imagine the wicked Witch sitting on a chair with crossed legs, asking questions and trying to explain psychology. I can imagine she would say some pretty wacky stuff; she’d try to explain our motives and behavior using her twisted and wicked mindset. It would be entertaining, actually! I would pay for a session… but no more than $15.

Axarraekji (247

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