No offence to anyone when i write this:
I wouldn’t go without leaving a complete pile of rubbish behind for my kids….(i’m mean like that =P)
...I would hire someone to kill me, and invent an entire story behind it. Then, all my kids would have to hunt down my killer, and all that kind of stuff.
I would make it a story good enough to get tons of fame, then someone would write an ace novel based on it!! =]