Guy walks into a bar feeling glum.
Bartender says, “I got just the thing to cheer you up” and places a small piano on the bar as well as a little guy in a tuxedo. Promptly, the little guy begins playing the most wonderful tune on the piano.
“That’s amazing!” exclaims the formerly glum patron, “Where’d you get him?!”
“I’d rather not say”, cautions the bartender – but after much pleading from the patron he produces a magic lamp from behind the bar.
“Oh my god! Gimme that!” yells the patron as he snatches the magic lamp from the bartender’s hands.
The bartender protests as the patron rubs the lamp furiously. “I want a million bucks. I want a million bucks”, repeats the patron as he rubs the lamp.
Suddenly, POOF – the bar is overrun by a million ducks who emerge from a cloud of smoke.
“What the hell?!?!?” says the disappointed patron.
“Well…did ya think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?!” yells the exasperated bartender.