Sadly, there are no more decent men on the planet. Not too long ago—surely you remember—the pants thief came along and stole every man’s pants, short or long—even man-skirts and man-dresses. The pants thief was immediately followed by the underwear thief. He, too, was highly successful at his trade.
The result, obviously, was indecent men.
Everywhere.
Well, almost.
Somehow, three men managed to avoid these thefts, but alas, they were all abducted by aliens.
I’m afraid you’re going to have to make do with indecent men, my dear. But ask us about it, and to a one we’ll all say that going commando is something we should have done a long time ago.
Anyway, if you’re willing to settle for an indecent man, I’m not so bad, myself, as far as such things go.