Pre-Ripped Jeans—The tears & rips should be earned, like a badge of what you’re been through.
Ugg Boots—It’s pathetically obvious what that stands for.
Crocs—Seriously, WTF?!?!
Maternity Blouses—Is this a universal thing, or just in my town? Or is everyone in my town preggers?
Name-Brand Logos—I really don’t care wear you got your shirt, & neither does the rest of the world.
Tucked-In Shirts—Seriously, it doesn’t matter if you’re anorexic. This makes you look fat!
T-Shirts Tucked Into Shorts—Again, only in my town?
Pants Tucked Into Footwear—Maybe I can understand the shoes. But socks?!
White Crew Socks With Everything—There are different kinds of socks, you know.
Pinned-Back Bangs—If you have bangs, the what’s the point of pinning them back? If you don’t want them, just get rid of them!
Guys Showing Off Their Hairy Legs—That’s just disgusting. Shave them, wax them, do something! Or put some pants on!
Sweatpants With Tight Ankles—They make your legs look fat.
Sagging Pants—Pardoned if you have nice undies, or a nicer ass.
Now, to adress some of your concerns:
Guys In Skinny Jeans—I agree, but only because they don’t have anything else to back it up. If a guy is completely hot, then go for it. But I’d prefer them to wear leather instead of denim.
Flip-Flops—It’s okay if they’re wearing toe socks.
Scene Hair—I like the concept, but the same exact styles get old.
Piercings & Tattoos—People have been getting those for thousands of years. Not quite current.
Tights As Pants—I’d be worried about them ripping.
Skin-Tight Clothing—A lot of people can’t pull it off.