Wow. A few of the movies mentioned here so far would’ve made it onto my list of best movies I’ve seen recently, if I’d watched them in the past month.
Anyway, going through the same movies I used to come up with that list, here are the movies I’ve recently rated only one star, which means I didn’t just dislike them, I felt like my time was wasted and it’s a shame I’ll never be able to get it back:
- The Unborn (The only good thing I can say about this movie is that it was less than an hour and a half long, so I didn’t waste too much of my life.)
– Death Tunnel (Inanity and misogyny and shitty dialogue, oh my! I can’t even begin to describe how fucking stupid this movie was.)
– Case 39 (Boring, predictable, no noteworthy acting, nothing especially visually appealing, nothing special in the sound/music department, no great characters…)
– The Gray Man (Seriously, how do you manage to make the story of Albert Fish boring!?)
– Feed (My own fault. I should have known better, really. I can handle 2 girls 1 cup better than I can handle sploshing.)
– Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (There were maybe ten minutes total that I didn’t find hopelessly boring. And I couldn’t separate the actor who played Henry from his role in Mallrats…)