* Nibbled on the ear of a girl that I had barely met—(W;ve been married for over nine years now)
* French-kissed a US Marine and feigned homosexuality to escape from a hooker.
* Pretty much everything that happened the two times I was in Hong Kong
* “Smuggled” a copy of The Illuminatus Trilogy into Boot Camp under the guise of it being a religious text.—Not entirely false at the time either…_
* Wandered around town wearing a WWI gas mask
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I will add more if I remember since I have done quite a few weird things in my life; I just don’t know which ones I feel are worthy of mention here. (Well, that and the statute of limitations may not have run out on some of them)