Happy Canada yall.
I’m a little disappointed though. When I lived in Winnipeg, Canada Day was a big deal, as it most likely is everywhere in Canada…major streets closed and were replaced by activities, carnivals, beer gardens, bands, everything you want. For like three days. People were everywhere, having fun, and I never missed a year while I was there. Drawing dragons with chalk on the street when I was 11, sitting around radio trucks with super loud music and hanging out with friends at 16, and getting my ass drunk until the wee hours of the night at 19, it was always so much fun.
But I live in Québec now. People in Québec really don’t like the rest of Canada, and so, it’s not celebrated here. In fact if I even mention it I’m mocked, insulted and ridiculed for not conforming to the “everyone sucks cock ecxept us’’ mentality that Québec harbours. It’s a government day yes, so everything is closed and all, but here, the first of July is…fucking moving day. I miss Canada day, I haven’t celebrated it in like six years.
But Happy Canada Day anyways. Beer, bacon and snow, fuckin A!