@Adirondackwannabe….Professional help? Well that is certainly an option, but there are many more. Let’s review the issues and go from there.
@jjmah is indeed hot. She is gorgeous and fun and a little wild. She is also madly in love and very much taken. You can imagine her in bed or anywhere else and you’ll get worked up every time, but forget about it…. there are other issues here.
Now, I seem to have missed the question about the difference between homosexuality, necrophilia, zoophilia, and crapphilia (I’m not so sure I’m sorry you couldn’t remember the term) so I’m not sure where that was headed but I am concerned how and why homosexuality was being compared to the others. That of course, is another issue, but my primary concern based on your plea for help, is how you came to play Hard As A Rock while reviewing such a question. And apparently, you did so while initially donning a shirt, tie, coat and shorts and during which you removed and fondled your coat, and then had the audacity to remove all else via a striptease down to your briefs depicting the Australian flag…..and you are not even an Aussie! But you couldn’t leave well enough alone and you went beyond Hard As A Rock to actually mooning God knows whoever was within eyeshot of you, probably even unsuspecting neighbors. I imagine (altho it pains me) it going down something like this .
But it didn’t go down, now, did it? So, how do we move beyond Hard As A Rock? Well, you can certainly get the professional help you mentioned. Now I don’t know what the going rate is where you are, but here in Los Angeles, the good pros are pricey….you know, you get what you pay for and if you want a Ballbreaker, and can afford it, I say, hell, go for it. Or, you can simply take matters into your own hands. Hey, don’t look at me…...it is your own fault! Next time, try thinking about the sound of the fan rather than @jjmah lying in bed!
Glad to be of service…..I mean, glad to provide guidance, you perv!
See ya (or likely, rather not)......Gary/wtf