I swore i would never tell this, but i’m in a brave mood this morning, so here goes….........
Each morning, i take a prescribed 20 mg. water pill. at the spur of the moment, my wife and i decided to drive to a casino, which is 150 miles away. my water pill acts on me just about every twenty minutes. off we go to the casino. i stop three times enroute for personal relief. on the last stop, we had about 35 miles to go, before reaching our destination. i thought i could make it. NOT.
I drove into the casino garage parking lot, squirming and uptight about having “to go”. it was urgent. from the garage parking lot to the first casino bathroom is about 2,500 feet. at a fast, very fast pace, i left my wife behind in the garage and took off.
I did not make it…..........thats right, i tinkled all over myself. thank goodness i had a change of clothes in the overnight bag i was carrying. i made it to the checkin at the hotel, holding my overnight bag in front of me to cover my most embarrassing moment. no one ever knew, except my wife and she is still laughing. she said, “i can just see the healines…...MACHO COP TINKLES IN PANTS.
I cannot believe i have told this.