I had an ex ask me once why I open my mouth to put on mascara. I didn’t even realize I’d been doing it. Then he asked if I could put on mascara without opening my mouth, and as it turns out, I couldn’t.

As far as I can tell, it doesn’t actually help the process of applying makeup; any facial shift isn’t enough for it to matter. Especially in terms of mascara, which isn’t applied to the skin.

Anyone else?