Oh, I get it.
Axel wants to put as little effort as possible into his questions/comments.
And then he wants everyone here to do the “adult” thing, which to his way of thinking means that we’ll spend an inordinate amount of effort trying to figure out what he actually means.
And the motivation is that his “life” has more going on and hence his time is more important than anyone else’s.
That sum it up okay, @Axel?
If so, then I think your question might best be reworded to ask, “Do you know how on Fluther I can ask inane and pointless questions without getting beat up on whilst I continue on my merry way?”